Wyatt / will
January 21, 2026 at 6:19:54 PM
github / socials?:
zombleboy
song / artist rec?:
the beatles
my name is will , last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for a hundred dollars, I was so happy. But then, 2 kids from ponytown came to my house and said I should use my hundred dollars to invest in becoming a gay pride band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other homosexual flute bands and took us to a straight camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to peru. And so that is now why I'm in peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because two guys I don't even like from ponytown lied to me and took my birthday money
Replied on: January 21, 2026 at 7:32:18 PM
Thanks for being my 100th message I GUESS. Would valiant thor appeciate this message? not at all. Why did you change the lyrics to be about Homosexuals you stupid Freak. i am straight and not an ally 🖤🤍🖤🤍